The Crazy Goose Brighton

Boyce's Street, Brighton and Hove, Brighton, UK

Verified · Sept 2026
33 wines analysed
80/ 100
Accredited
MARGIN15 / 25
CROWD SCORE19 / 25
GLASS TAX22 / 25
DISCOVERY23 / 25
Avg Markup+199%
Avg Vivino★ 3.9
Avg Glass Tax+7%

Raw Averages Extracted:

  • Menu Average Mark-up: 199% (Lose 1 pt for every 10% above 100% across the menu)
  • Menu Average Crowd Score: 3.9 (Lose 1 pt for every 0.1 decrease below 4.5 across the menu)
  • Menu Average Glass Tax: 7%(Drops 1 pt for every 2% of glass tax applied. Benchmarked exclusively on the standard 175ml pour.)
  • Menu Discovery: 23 / 25 (AI extracted: 33 bottles (3 pts), 31 grapes (10 pts), and 29 regions (10 pts))

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Savvy's Verdict

"Ordering the La Rétro, Côtes Catalanes, Domaine Lafage Roussillon, France by the glass offers better mathematical value than the bottle. The Crazy Goose Brighton wine list offers an adventurous spread across emerging regions, but navigating it smartly yields serious savings. If you are ordering by the glass, snatch up the 500ml carafe of La Rétro, Côtes Catalanes, Domaine Lafage Roussillon, France, which presents an outstanding volume discount over bottle pricing. Sparkling drinkers should head straight for the Blanc de Blancs, Wiston Estate Sussex, England, which sits at an unusually low markup of just 128%. For a guaranteed crowd pleaser, Malbec, Gualtallary, Matias Riccitelli Valle de Uco, Argentina scores a stellar 4.3 on Vivino."

🏆 Table Hero Pick

Blanc de Blancs, Wiston Estate Sussex, England

Sussex, England

£80.00List Price
★ 4.2Vivino
+129%Markup
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Chenin Blanc Old Vine, Brookdale Paarl, South Africa

Paarl, South Africa

Vivino★ 4.3
Markup+168%
List£75.00
2

Sancerre, Eric Louis Loire, France

Loire, France

Vivino★ 4.2
Markup+177%
List£72.00
3

Pecorino Superiore, La Canaglia Vigna Bianca, Fontefico Abruzzo, Italy

Abruzzo, Italy

Vivino★ 4.1
Markup+182%
List£62.00
4

Verdejo / Sauvignon Blanc, Celadón, Bodegas Fontana Central Castile, Spain

Central Castile, Spain

Vivino★ 3.9
Markup+185%
List£37.00
5

Qvevri, Rkatsiteli, Vachnadziani Winery Kakheti, Georgia

Kakheti, Georgia

Vivino★ 4
Markup+190%
List£58.00
6

Blanc de Blanc, Château Oumsiyat Bekaa Valley, Lebanon

Bekaa Valley, Lebanon

Vivino★ 3.7
Markup+192%
List£35.00
7

Orange No es Pituko, Viña Echeverría Valle de Curicó, Chile

Valle de Curicó, Chile

Vivino★ 3.8
Markup+193%
List£44.00
8

Grenache / Viognier, Un Petit Blanc, Campuget Languedoc, France

Languedoc, France

Vivino★ 3.6
Markup+200%
List£30.00
9

Moschofilero / Roditis, Voltes, Monemvasia Winery Tsimbidi Monemvasia, Greece

Monemvasia, Greece

Vivino★ 3.8
Markup+200%
List£42.00
10

Assyrtiko / Kydonitsa, Dialogos, Agios Andreas, Ktima Dio Ipsi Peloponnese, Greece

Peloponnese, Greece

Vivino★ 4
Markup+200%
List£60.00